How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take away its credit cards!

What weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant!

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!

What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers, and makes you feel better when you’re sick?
A get wellephant!

What's big, gray, and flies straight up?
An elecopter!