Jokes, Riddles, & Twisters

Everybuggy's Noodlehead Moments

  • "One day I put on a magic show for everybuggy. I was supposed to pull a rabbit out of a hat, but I got the magic words mixed up—and I pulled out THISTLE instead!" -Spider
  • "I performed a triple loop-de-floop-le-twirl for everybuggy in The Great Meadow. During the second loop, my foot fell asleep. I shook it around to wake it up. The next day I watched a rehearsal for The Young Damselfly Acrobats, and they were all shaking their legs as they looped—they thought I had created an astounding new move!" -Sonya
  • "I was building my first time machine. Well, I guess I typed the wrong letter into my computer, because I built a MIME machine instead. There were mimes everywhere!" -Sam
  • "I entered a 'most adorable buggy' contest. I won, but I didn't know that the grand prize would be my innocent little face plastered all over boxes of buggy baby diapers! So embarrassing." -Thistle
  • "When Aunt Gertrude came over for afternoon tea, I accidentally set out the salt bowl instead of the sugar bowl. Imagine my surprise when Auntie sipped from her cup and coughed until she turned purple! My, she was hopping mad!" -Ophelia
  • "I woke up een a panic. I had promised to make breakfast for everybuggy! So I quickly pulled together a parfait of strawberries, yogurt, and bananas. I waited and waited, but everybuggy was late. I was tres angry, until I realized zat it was 5 P.M.—I had fallen asleep for a nap and woke up believing it was zee morning! Hahaha . . . oh, zee embarrassment." -Miro 

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Oh, Thistle. You are so cute and funny.

I was playing catch with my dad, and he made a good throw. I was wondering where it went when it bounced off of my head!

That is crazy! I had all my noodlehead moments when I was little and I don't remember them!