Jokes, Riddles, & Twisters
Funnies from our Readers
Here are some jokes from our readers.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mickey Mouse's underwear.
Submitted by Robert B., age 5, Sammamish, WA
(January 22, 2012)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it's cold outside!!!
Submitted by Emi S., age 8, Denison, TX
(January 8, 2012)
"will you remember me in the future?"
"yes."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
I thought said you'd remember me!
Submitted by Hannah K., age 9, Boulder, CO
(January 7, 2012)
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library! It has a lot of stories! (Get it?)
Submitted by Shreeya S., age 7, Oakton, VA
(December 27, 2011)
