Jokes, Riddles, & Twisters
Funnies from our Readers
Here are some jokes from our readers.
What is lighter than a feather but you cannot hold it for more than a few seconds?
Your breath!
Submitted by Aruni C., age 7, Charlotte, NC
(September 29, 2012)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pickle.
Pickle who?
Pickle you.
Submitted by Olivia S., age 7, Chestnut Hill, MA
(September 9, 2012)
What is yellow and very dangerous?
A laser-powered banana.
Submitted by Alex, age 7, Auckland
(August 22, 2012)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Submitted by Tazia M., age 7, IL
(August 1, 2012)
