Jokes, Riddles, & Twisters
Funnies from our Readers
Here are some jokes from our readers.
There are these two guys named Frank and Fred. Fred said, "I'm going to go into the forest to catch a fox." So he left and came back with a fox. Frank asked, "How did you catch it?" Fred said, "I followed the tracks." Then Frank went into the forest to catch a wolf, but he came back with a big lump on his head. Fred asked, "What's wrong?" What did Fred say?
He said, "I followed the tracks, but I got hit by a train!"
Submitted by Zoe G., age 9, Falls Church, VA
(July 24, 2012)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it.
Submitted by Clara R., age 8, Menlo Park, CA
(July 24, 2012)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock,Knock. Who's there? Knock, Knock. You'd better tell me who's there or I'm going to call the police!
Don't be so excited, it's just the door!
Submitted by Lilia T., age 6, Riverside, CA
(July 18, 2012)
What did the teddy bear say when his parents offered him dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Submitted by Cindy L., age 10, Milford, PA
(July 17, 2012)
